Tweet Sentiment Analysis
| Sentiments | |
| Index[0-100]: | 43.81 |
Positive: | 17 |
Negative: | 29 |
Neutral: | 51 |
| Total Analyzed: | 97 |
| Profile | |
| Education: | Secondary |
| Flamboyance: | Flamboyant |
| Slang: | No Slang |
| Gender: | Neutral |
| Age: | Adult |
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[audio] Nation's Last Themeless Restaurant Closes http://onion.com/dCGuln
20 minutes ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
NEWSWIRE: Area Man Throwing Away Takeout Napkins Like He Has All The Toilet Paper In The World
17 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Statshot: What Are We Buying On Clearance? http://onion.com/c45e3l
18 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
In Focus: Google Launches 'The Google' For Older Adults http://onion.com/b1Uuzi
19 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Letters To The Editor: Mayor Or Alderman? http://onion.com/9SGoBb
19 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Infographic: U.S. Ends Combat Operations In Iraq http://onion.com/diUMwS
19 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
The NFL's Official New Concussion Awareness Poster http://onion.com/9AfURK
20 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Roger Goodell Urges Jets To Have More Sensible Goals Than Winning Super Bowl http://onion.com/9KMBpT
22 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Area Man Suddenly Realizes He's The One Who's Been Killing Off World's Bee Population http://onion.com/clDKbE
23 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
American Voices: Brain Exercises Don't Stop Alzheimer's http://onion.com/91a9kW
23 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
[video] Today Now!: How To Thrust Your Fat Into A More Appealing Shape http://onion.com/9l8fPl
24 hours ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
[audio] Hamburgler Urges Senate Subcommittee To 'Robble Robble Robble' http://onion.com/9CKCr5
1 day ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
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Obama Blasted By Cool, Refreshing Air http://onion.com/cAeSdu
1 day ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Your Horoscopes - Week Of September 7, 2010 http://onion.com/9863gY
1 day ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Editorial Cartoon: September 7, 2010 http://onion.com/cJFUm3
1 day ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
In Focus: Craigslist Server Contracts HPV http://onion.com/bzqIY3
1 day ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Construction Complete On 9/11 Truther Memorial http://onion.com/b8Hlta
1 day ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Summer Days, Driftin' Away (by @JeanTeasdale) http://onion.com/9YcRui
2 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
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Outbreak Of Va-Va-Vooms Traced To Miniskirt-Wearing Blonde http://onion.com/bB1j9d
2 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Sports World Limping Toward Football Opener Like Mortally Wounded Deer http://onion.com/cbyOGW
2 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Department Of Interior To Clean Nation's Filter http://onion.com/aGxQ3M
2 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Onion Sports presents its comprehensive NFL Team-By-Team Guide: http://onion.com/cPvn1p
2 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Wendy's To Phase Out Unpopular Hamburger Sandwich http://onion.com/ccl7Ln
3 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
#QuotesFromTheWeek: "Bringing cocaine to a party is always a good way to get me to remember who you are" http://onion.com/arRXFn
4 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
#QuotesFromTheWeek: "I probably should have known when he tried to sell me a bunch of sunglasses, too." http://onion.com/b8hQJ5
4 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
#QuotesFromTheWeek: "This place is fucking insane" -NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg http://onion.com/9ldi1f
4 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
#QuotesFromTheWeek: "If you had a piece of hotdog, and Darryl wanted it, he just took it." -Avi Wolfman-Arent http://onion.com/atE5Wh
4 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
#QuotesFromTheWeek: "I learned all that really matters about the Muslim faith on 9/11" -Scott Gentries http://onion.com/cjtS5I
4 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Inside Today's Weekender: Top 10 Places To Live If You've Pretty Much Given Up http://onion.com/cRC8Ge
4 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Magazine: Don't Show This Cover To Your Wife Unless You Want Your Living Room To Look Exactly Like This http://onion.com/cRC8Ge
6 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
.@The_AV_Club has released @WaitList, a free iPhone app that tracks wait times at bars and eateries. http://bit.ly/b07gtl
6 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
#followfriday Beloved Onion humor columnist @JeanTeasdale who has a book of her own coming out this fall.
6 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
NEWSWIRE from ONN video report: Puerto Rican Flag Named Governor Of Puerto Rico http://onion.com/atE5Wh
7 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Sorry, I'm Just Really Bad With Names And Faces Of People Who Are Not Attractive And Can't Help Advance My Career http://onion.com/arRXFn
7 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Pentagon Ripped Off By Shady Weapons Dealer http://onion.com/b8hQJ5
7 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live http://onion.com/9ldi1f
7 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
NEWSWIRE: Manny Shares Cross-Country Adventure With Two Dogs Trying To Find New Owner In Chicago
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Statshot: What Are Our Favorite Small-Batch Beverages? http://onion.com/9gha4T
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
NEWSWIRE: Little Fuckers From Japan Beat Little Fuckers From United States
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
In Focus: Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To The South http://onion.com/bAj6hG
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Infographic: Original Kermit Donated To Smithsonian http://onion.com/axn1rH
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
[video] Police Capture Nation's Largest Crystal Meth Kingpin http://onion.com/atE5Wh
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
[audio] U.S. To Slow Down Relationship With Uruguay http://onion.com/9gra3p
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
American Voices: Tongue Stud May Cause Tooth Gap http://onion.com/dn4nv3
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Man Arriving Early To Party To Walk Up And Down Street For 10 Minutes http://onion.com/c8vCfp
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Department Of Just Saying: 'Been A While Since An Athlete Has Died During A Game' http://onion.com/c9uqGA
8 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
In Focus: New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go http://onion.com/9Mj9ck
9 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Your Horoscopes - Week Of August 31, 2010 http://onion.com/aglCHg
9 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Opinion: When You Think McDonough's Auto Repair, You Think Craftsmanship, Murder, And Pride http://onion.com/adNfSO
9 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Biden To Cool His Heels In Mexico For A While http://onion.com/9mefiY
9 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
New WNBA Promotion Lets First 100 Fans Leave Early http://onion.com/dbVsWj
9 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Plot Of 'Midnight Run' Described At Length To Therapist http://onion.com/9brbdF
9 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
American Voices: Former RNC Chair Comes Out As Gay http://onion.com/ayFRZK
9 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
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[audio] Unemployed Businessman Has Time For Headache http://onion.com/99WpKB
9 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
[audio] Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks' http://onion.com/95j7p7
10 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
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In Focus: Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck http://onion.com/bcd3f6
10 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Dick Vermeil Tears Up During Piniella's Last Press Conference http://onion.com/cGnCoJ
10 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Local Fabric Store Urges You To Check Them Out On Twitter http://onion.com/aRSS5n
10 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
American Voices: Beck Holds DC Rally http://onion.com/aQCajR
10 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims http://onion.com/cjtS5I
10 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Letters To The Editor: LGBT Journalists http://onion.com/9gEUOl
12 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Tony Dungy On Meeting With Rex Ryan: 'That Fucking Cocksucker Is A Good Shit' http://onion.com/bN3sIO
12 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Sudanese Elephant Trying To Forget http://onion.com/d00zM0
12 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Martin Scorsese Attends Free iMovie Demonstration At Apple Store http://onion.com/94WRSg
12 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
In Focus: Nation Demands Fresh Celebrity Meat http://onion.com/cTgLIG
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
"What about all the historical figures who didn't give a shit about anything?" http://onion.com/dtQ7YB #video #education
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Lou Piniella Immediately Wins World Series After Removing Cubs Uniform For Last Time http://onion.com/aB99V0
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Fan On The Street: On Roger Clemens' Indictment http://onion.com/aTsa0k
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
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Report: Albert Haynesworth Just A Mound Of Ice Cream And Hot Dogs http://onion.com/dv046o
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Sportsgraphic: Terms Of Tiger's Divorce http://onion.com/96sFac
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Texas Vows To Reclaim Title Of Most Regressive State From Arizona http://onion.com/aOwjEH
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
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American Voices: 72 Bodies Found On Mexican Ranch http://onion.com/9HxSPL
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
American Voices: 72 Bodies Found On Mexican Ranch http://onion.com/9HxSPL
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Lance Armstrong Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad http://onion.com/9M4N6f
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
[audio] Stoned Underage Drunk Driver Calls America A Fascist Police State http://onion.com/aaWdgr
13 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
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The Onion offers a look back at four decades of local sluttiness: http://onion.com/8ZQ1Qo
14 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Ask A Guy Who's Not Doing The Gig For Less Than $200 http://onion.com/9w6bnD
14 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
[video] In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit? http://onion.com/dtQ7YB
14 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Honest, Hardworking Man Leans Against Reliable Pickup Truck http://onion.com/buz4rf
14 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
American Voices: Judge Halts Embryonic Stem Cell Research http://onion.com/c606aj
14 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Local Water Tower Celebrates 50th Year As Repository Of Information On Who Is A Slut http://onion.com/9CrcJr
14 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
[audio] Health-Food-Store Worker Dies Of Vitamin Lung http://onion.com/bFKXQQ
14 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
In Focus: iTunes To Sell You Your Home Videos For $1.99 Each http://onion.com/az8KXZ
15 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Statshot: How Are We Making Our Statement? http://onion.com/9EzMC4
15 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
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American Voices: China's Massive Traffic Jam http://onion.com/dDbURu
15 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Chime in on this week's Statshot, "How Are We Making Our Statement?" Reply with #statshot #statement
15 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
Sports Movie Protagonist Receives Some Bad News Before Big Game http://onion.com/aI319c
15 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY -
'We're In This Together, You Guys,' Reports Newest Member Of Crunch Gym http://onion.com/a9Sy7W
15 days ago by TheOnion from New York, NY